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Guaranteed Human.

Nephew, what you got for it?

I got a prank for you, but before I do the prank, I got to say,

happy, happy, happy and happy birthday to my wife.

Jackie, today is a birthday, January night, girl.

Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, Jack. Yeah. Happy birthday, Jack. Happy birthday. Yeah. Just a lot of the heart over the Christmas break. Bring your love to me. Yeah. Yeah. Happy birthday. Debutton. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah. You had a good time.

Your daughter was beautiful. Beautiful. Oh, my God. Oh, thank you. Yeah. Drop dead. All that. Oh, thank you. She was dropped dead gorgeous. Thank you. It really is. Sweet baby. Thank you. Thank you very much. All right. Let's go ahead and transition to some stupid. All right. y'all ready you gotta get ready

this right here is the blind barber. The blind barber. No. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's cold now. All he wants to do is get a little booth around him because all he wants. He knows how to edge up. You know how to put a nice line on there.

He's the blind barber. Let's go, Cat, though. Hello? Yeah, I'm trying to reach a, uh, a, that run the bar. Yeah, you, now you run the barbershop down there, don't you? I own the barbershop. Okay, now, I'm trying to see if y'all got any boo for rentals down there where I can come in there and cut some hair. I've been cutting how a long time. I want to see if y'all got some room down there. They tell me that you might have had some come available. I got two booths open right now. You need a boot? Yeah, I'm trying to get in there and get the cut. Now, how much you charge for a booth rental on a weekly basis? That's $200 a week. $200 a week. That's $800 a month. That's deal good because there's just $200. Now, when can I get down there so you can meet me, you know, where you can show me around the shop so I can know what?

I'm open from 8 to 7.

That's two to two sadness.

All right, because I want to see if I can maybe meet you there so I can get down there and just feel my way around.

Well, come on.

Then what I want to ask you, do you mind doing for me?

Do you think you could possibly you mind doing for me?

Do you think you could possibly put up some ramps where you got steps at?

And your phone, could you take your mind if you take the phone and put it in Braille for me?

Wait, wait, man, what the hell I need to put my shit?

Take it rampside and putting phones in and brille for... What's going on with you? Well, I'm blind. You know, I'm not going to let that stop me. You know, I'm still going... Oh, no, no, no, no. Hell no, man. You, man, you... Wait, me, doth... You what? I'm blind, but see, but I've been cutting my hair for over 10 years, and folks say my hair cut all the way look good, so I didn't figure I'm going to start cutting hair now. Oh, well, yeah, what, you might cut hair, and it might be some good shit that you do, but you can't cut no hair in my shop, not being blind, Doc. ain't got that kind of a shit down my shop, man. No, wait. I ain't got no problem with that, but you just can't do it down. Well, wait, wait, now, see, this is what they call excrimination. You can't do that. You can't discriminate from people. You're called they got some type of handicapped blown to them. Listen, hold on, let me tell you something, man. I'm not trying to be trying to put you out of business doing what you need to do, but you just can't do that. My shop, man. I don't care if it's discrimination, scrimination, scrimination, or what? Not in my shen, not in the business shop. You just can't do kids can't do it baby listen now i know how to cut hair i know how to give folks a lining and stuff like now i ain't tried to use no razor

nothing like that but no no man come on dude this is it listen i can't you find something

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