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Shane did you watch the alien UFO videos that were released by the military? Well, I did watch them when they came out, but I was very, or they were unofficially released, but I was very pleased to see them released in their full glory.

I'm sorry, the what now?

You know, the space aliens the ones that Shane has been investigating for years the ones that the government has been hiding from us

The unidentified aerial phenomenon and they are phenomenal. Why did you get

him started on this? Tammy, not strictly speaking necessary? You know, this is an era in which things we never thought would be existential threats are manifesting as existential threats.

And I think that we need to take the lesson of this pandemic which is that we have to prepare for the alien invasion

Shane what should we do? I think that actually a proposal for for national defense has already been laid out for us in recent days.

We have loads of disinfectant and bleach and I'm pretty sure it kills aliens.

Just shoot it into your veins. Just shoot it.

Armed the planes with bleach missiles and the bleach fires out

and it spreads on the thing.

This is why Trump started Space Force?

See, you don't give him enough credit.

It all makes sense.

Both members of Space Force will be armed with bleach guns.

Those two guys from the video are now the only members of Space Force. Hello and welcome to Rational Security, the Blame It on Beijing Edition.

I'm Shane Harris. I am stocked up on bleach y'all.

Got a lot of bleach. Found a up on bleach y'all got a lot of bleach I have a gallon of

industrial strength bleach in my kitchen.

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