The Blair Witch Project
Nerd of Mouth
The Last Podcast Network
4.7 • 649 Ratings
🗓️ 9 August 2018
⏱️ 72 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, |
| 0:02.0 | Hello everyone, it's your wicked Wizard of the West, the witchy-witchie-witchie Holden McNeely. And it's me, |
| 0:22.7 | your fucked up serial killer, stand in the corner, don't look at me, I'm fucking crazy |
| 0:29.2 | bruiser. And Kawabunga, it's me, Michelangelo from the Teenage Ninja Turtles episode, |
| 0:36.4 | just popping in to say hi, guys. |
| 0:39.1 | Oh, Michelangelo. |
| 0:41.0 | Oh, I just farted a pizza. |
| 0:43.0 | Want to smell it? |
| 0:44.6 | See, Michelangelo is the mic of the group, and I feel like Holden's the Josh. |
| 0:48.9 | And I mean, I don't want to get too big for my bridges here, but I'm clearly the Heather. |
| 0:53.1 | I'm going to skateboard away now, guys. |
| 0:55.6 | You're starting to make me feel uncomfortable, but I'm going to say this right now. |
| 1:00.0 | Don't do drugs, kids. |
| 1:01.9 | Michelangelo, you clearly do the most drugs out of any of the 90s cartoon character. |
| 1:06.2 | Unless it's edible. |
| 1:08.0 | If it's edibles, then just don't take more than 100 milligrams THC. |
| 1:13.4 | Thanks, Mikey. |
| 1:15.2 | All right. |
| 1:16.1 | Here's an a half, tell. |
| 1:18.0 | We got a full minute out of that bit, Jake. |
| 1:21.1 | Today we are discussing a film that, for me, I have to get into it. |
| 1:27.1 | We'll get into it later, |
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