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Hey, the listeners. Welcome to horror movie club.

The show where two dudes weren't quite nerds but not quite nubes.

Choose a horror movie each week to rate and review.

I'm Oshfin.

I'm on the phone with Brian.

And on this week's episode, we're going to be reviewing the 1999 horror film, The Blair Witch, directed and written by Daniel Merrick and Eduardo Sanchez and starring Heather Donahue, Michael Williams, and Joshua

Leonard. In this film, a group of three filmmakers find themselves lost in the woods and

become haunted by a mysterious figure.

If you're new to the show, Brian and I will be having a spoiler-free discussion

to the first half of the show, and then you'll hear a quick musical interlude,

and then we'll dive into the plot, hit some spoilers, and give our review of the movie.

Brian, has it been a while since you saw this one?

It's been a little while, maybe like five or ten years.

Oh, okay.

So not crazy long.

This is probably like the fifth time I've seen this.

Really?

That's incredible.

You know, I can't remember if I ever saw this outside of the theater.

So you actually like rented this at some point in the last 20 years?

Yeah, yeah.

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