The Blackout Episode

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2016

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

About half an hour before our scheduled recording time—in the middle of a heat wave—we lost all power. But the show must go on, even if it means six and a half sweaty people sitting in darkness reading JMOES by candlelight. On this very strange episode we talked about seeing two heartbeats, whether I'm a good driver, the preponderance of limos in RHOBH and whether this is really how rich people travel, Koo Koo Roo and "fast casual," Jenna's bunk bed guys, Jenna's fears about becoming a parent, grand romantic gestures no one should engage in, Greg answering honestly during job interviews and so much more. We also offered some advice to the listeners since we have life by the balls, did a round of Just Me Or Everyone and talked about TWO adoptable dogs named Rufus and Kane.

Transcript

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0:00.0	And now live from dining room studios in Hollywood, California, it's Thursday on the
0:07.3	Allison Rosen is your new best friend show tonight.
0:10.0	Allison welcome to her guest.
0:11.8	She's a comedian who recently started gardening and mothering, which was going great until
0:16.0	she found herself accidentally nursing as zucchini.
0:19.2	It's Jenna Cam Jones.
0:21.7	He's a man who completely who's completely devoted to his wife, except at night when
0:25.4	he turns and cuddles his side pillow.
0:27.5	It's hashtag out.
0:29.6	He's a writer-producer who won't sit through any story told through song and dance, but
0:34.0	is fine if you absolutely have to sneak in some jazz hands.
0:37.4	It's Greg Heller.
0:38.8	Chef Jeff is here to make cheese steaks to Philadelphia away with extra anger.
0:43.1	I'm her husband Daniel and I'm just trying to get as much done as possible in the next
0:46.3	seven months before the arrival of my two miraculous and beautiful fake passports.
0:50.7	Staying hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend Allison Rosen.
1:20.0	Hello my little white chocolate kick-cat.
1:22.2	It's me Allison.
1:23.2	Welcome to an unusual and exciting Thursday show.
1:27.2	I will explain in a moment, but I would like to say hello to my guest first.
1:30.2	Hello and welcome back, Greg Heller.
1:31.8	Hi Allison.
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