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Sofa King Podcast

The Black Knight Satellite: 13,000 Years of Alien Secrets Orbiting Earth

Sofa King Podcast

Sofa King Podcast

Comedy, History, Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

There’s something circling us.Something that doesn’t belong. Long before the first satellite was ever launched, stories began to surface of a dark shape drifting silently above the world—a cold and patient witness in orbit. Some said Tesla heard its whisper in his Colorado lab. Others claimed it echoed our own voices back from the void, like a ghost trying to mimic the living. Over the decades, every strange signal, every shadow on a radar, and every photo of tumbling debris became a new chapter in its myth. They called it The Black Knight Satellite—a relic of forgotten gods, or maybe something older still. In this episode, the Sofa King Podcast turns its telescopes toward the unknown. We sift through the static and half-truths—Tesla’s phantom signals, Duncan Lunan’s alien star maps, the 1998 NASA photos that refused to stay silent—to see if there’s anything real beneath the layers of obsession and noise. Maybe it’s just a blanket of metal and myth, caught in orbit and fueled by human imagination.Or maybe it’s been watching all along,waiting for us to finally notice. Listen. Learn. Laugh. Question everything. Support the show & join The Skult: Patreon.com/SofaKing Podcast Merch & SK Gear: SofaKingPodcast.com More Episodes: https://www.youtube.com/@SofaKingPodcast  / Sofakingpodcast.com Produced by Brad Taylor Music by Brad Taylor Full songs available on Patreon "Enter the Sofa King Chamber" "Eyes In The Sky" Artwork by Brent Vantassel #BlackKnightSatellite #UFO #SpaceMystery #ConspiracyPodcast #SofaKingPodcast #AncientAliens #NASA #SpaceDebris #Aliens #PodcastClips #MysteriousStories

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0:00.0

Why'd you throw me under the bus? Yeah. You were skeptical, not me. That's a real spoiler. I'm trying to be friend. Oh, yeah. I'm trying to make a man. I love me. Yeah, exactly. Now I'm fucking. Yeah. Damn you. God damn you. I got to think about the future. Geez. I tell my son all the time be nice

0:23.4

I'd be nice I mean yeah I always say thank you

0:26.2

I mean you talking about that they said to stop saying please

0:28.8

yeah Sam Altman yeah said that it costs

0:31.3

I'm not going to stop saying please millions of dollars a day to say please

0:34.4

because it's just extra stuff it has to process oh really yeah I would say

0:38.3

thank you said yeah don't say thank you don't say please don't say can you tell me trick us and

0:42.8

they make it yeah yeah don't be nice to it yeah yeah same things to it like it's like the same

0:47.6

as like watching the footage of the people kick big dog and atlas it's like yeah taking the ladder

0:53.4

ladder out of the pool and sins.

0:55.4

Yeah,

0:55.5

exactly.

0:57.1

Yeah,

0:57.3

I'm being nice,

0:58.0

man.

0:58.2

I don't care.

0:58.6

I'm saying,

1:07.5

please. That's your problem. If it costs more money for me to say, please, then I'm going to say it. Yeah, that's a pretty easy. Yeah. Don't disregard the word Yeah

1:08.2

Yeah

1:09.7

They don't have to process it

1:11.0

You're welcome. You're welcome

1:12.2

Sam Altman

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