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The Elvis Duran phone tap.

What's it all about, Danielle?

So Ron is phone tapping his wife, Nikki.

They've been having a problem with their son Tyler at school.

So they have set up a meeting with Tyler's teacher.

And I'm basically posing as the teacher calling in just to get back to them about, you know, our meeting and stuff like that. Hmm. What could be bad about this? Mm-hmm. Let's listen in to today's phone tap. Here we go. Hi. Yes, hi. This is Ms. Pinaier. Hi. How are you? Yes. Hi. How are you? I'm calling about your son? Yes. There was an incident the other day after school. Mm-hmm. I noticed that Tyler had told you that he had to leave. Yeah, but it wasn't time for the kids to leave yet, so I wasn't ready to dismiss him. Did the bell ring? Yeah, the bell had rang, but I still needed everybody to sit in their seats and wait.

Wait for... I didn't really need a reason. I mean, I'm the teacher, so if I tell them to do something, they're supposed to listen. And I'm his mother, and if I tell him he needs to leave after school because he needs to do something, I don't really need a reason for that. I'm his mother. Yeah, but while he's under my care, I'm kind of like his mother.

The problem... Did you just say you were his mother?

Well, when he's under my care

and he's under my care, I'm kind of like his mother. Did you just say you were his mother? Well, when he's under my care and he's in my school, I mean, I'm kind of like his mother. Do you understand what kind of problems your son has caused in this school that none of the teachers like him? Excuse me? Originally, he said something like he had to go potty or something, and I said, well, you can't go until I let you go. My son said he had to go to potty. Well, he had to go potty or something and I said, well, you can't

go until I let you go.

My son said he had to go to potty. Well, he had to go to the bathroom. Okay, well, which is it? Did he say he had to go to the potty or did he say he had to go to the bathroom? He said he had to go. He just told me that all the teachers in the school have problems with my son and you just told me that you're his mother when he's in school, and I have never had a teacher be so disrespectful to me on the phone. I've never, I am mortified, and you should be ashamed of yourself. Do you remember that? To sit there and say to me, who the hell do you think you are? I apologize for that. I don't apologize to me. I told you I was sorry. I'm telling you. Does Tyler have any potty issues? Someone just asked me if Tyler has potty issues. Does he have bathroom issues? Like he has to go? I can't feel with this. Because he can't hold it. You know, they have diapers for that, right? You know what, lady? I will see you in front of the board. I'm not. because I have never in my life die with someone so ignorant at you. Goodbye.

Why don't you speak to me? Hello? All right. Well, you're going to call her at work just to say hi? Well, I would call it on her cell phone. Hello? Yeah. I just got into a battle with Mrs. Ruffman on the phone. I am telling you, I am going to go to that school, I'm going to rip her out of school, and I'm going to beat her ass. She's like, apparently, are wasting everybody's time because nobody in the school likes your son. I don't understand. Maybe they have a problem with Tyler. Maybe Tyler's just becoming an issue for him. I don't know what the fuck you don't understand. I just had a teacher that I sat in there because she wrote some bull-ass email to me and everybody agreed with me. And now you're going to stay here and say to me, well, maybe Tyler has a problem. Well, I don't understand. I mean, you know, if Tyler was told the stay, then Tyler should have stayed. Let me just explain something to you. Right. That woman is nuts. She actually had the audacity to say to me, does Tyler's have potty issues? She asked me if he wanted a diaper, Ron. I don't even know what to say that. That's funny. That's funny. That's really hysterical. I need to get off the phone. I'm going to lose it. Why don't you just lose it with me then? Who the hell is this? This is actually Danielle Minero from Elvis Duran on the morning show, and we just phone captain. We got you. You might be wrong on the floor. It's not funny.'t see what you can do with somebody like me,

I could end up in jail.

You can't do this in people like crazy.

No, I listen to you all the time.

Thank you.

I don't like you right now, though.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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