The Bitch In Part 1 Featuring Aunt Cindy, Cousin Megan, and Cousin Kelly

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2018

⏱️ 46 minutes

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#InsideTheCloset is happy to announce our first ever two part event! You've heard about them before, but Matteo finally brought in his cousins Megan and Kelly, and the LEGENDARY Aunt Cindy! Emma gets a chance to compare notes on her WASPy upbringing to the Lane Family's Italian everything. Plus, stories about Matteo's childhood! Follow Emma - @EmmaWillmann http://www.emmacomedy.com/ Follow Matteo - @MatteoLane https://www.matteolanecomedy.com/ Follow Kelly - @k10neb Follow Megan - @mbrowley and @Megan Brownley Follow Princess Cupcake Warrior - @PCupcakeWarrior Become a Patron - https://www.patreon.com/ITC Follow us on Facebook at Inside The Closet Podcast, and send your questions to Insidetheclosetpodcast@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wilman, and this is inside the closet.
0:05.0	Inside the closet.
0:08.0	Hey guys, it's inside the closet, this is Mateo Lane.
0:12.0	I'm Emma Willman. Mateo's doing the intro because I get confused about tenses.
0:14.6	Yeah, so today we are here with my family. I have my aunt Cindy.
0:18.1	Hi, I'm Aunt Cindy. And my cousin Megan. Hi, Megan. And my cousin Kelly.
0:22.1	Hello. And we're talking all things tomorrow today which is my family.
0:29.8	Here we are. We're back with another episode and we have such a special treat because we have some of Mateo's family.
0:35.0	They're so nervous. I know. What do you guys think is going to happen?
0:39.0	I don't know what they're nervous about. I'm with my aunt Cindy who I've talked about a million times in a row who looks amazing you
0:45.2	look so rested and like glowy thank you I just got back from Vegas it was a hundred
0:50.3	14 so you like that?
0:53.0	I love that.
0:54.0	I love that.
0:55.0	And then I have my cousins Kelly and Megan.
0:58.0	Yeah. Hello.
0:59.0	It was Kelly's birthday yesterday.
1:00.0	Oh, happy birthday.
1:02.0	Thank you. Kelly and I are one month apart.
1:04.0	Yes, and Mateo had to go to bed before me when you were growing up.
1:07.0	I always rubbed it in his face.
1:08.0	Yeah, that pissed me off so much.
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