The Bit That Doesn't Quit Award

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2024

⏱️ 5 minutes

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The Story Of Lethal Liesl

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0:00.0	Hello, Liesel. Welcome to the men's room.
0:03.3	Hello.
0:04.2	Ola!
0:05.1	Leel, are you sober or not sober?
0:08.0	Not sober today, fellas.
0:09.8	Okay.
0:10.3	You cannot be worse than what just happened.
0:12.0	I wonder how Mike Tyson would say your name, Leithel.
0:13.4	Oh, I love that. Good job. I like how you handled that one.
0:17.5	All right, you're going to poop your pants, lethal.
0:19.2	Concert, dinner date, Disneyland, or sporting event?
0:22.8	Okay, I wrestled with this one while I was waiting to get picked up on and knowing myself and my, can we say, back-end fortitude, I think I could hold it long enough if I was at a sporting event because I can also book it while holding it.
0:39.6	I've been camping enough.
0:40.6	I think I can do that.
0:41.5	All right.
0:41.8	Time out.
0:42.2	The question is, though, you've done it.
0:44.4	It's already happened.
0:45.0	It's already happened.
0:45.9	We're not worried about where the bathrooms are, how close.
0:48.2	The question is you have to, you've crapped your pants.
0:50.6	Pick one of those.
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