The Birth of the iPhone & FOMO Culture

Yestergays with Justin Sylvester and Blakely Thornton

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4.9 • 698 Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Justin and Blakely discuss the fallout from the birth of the iPhone INCLUDING the end of monoculture, lying to your friends, the creation of FOMO, divorce rates, having multiple families, and ratchet upbringings. PLUS: Why is Gen Z so boring? What is a disco 30? How many black people have climbed Mt Everest? Are people still trying to get it in at funerals? AND why Blakely is NOT scared of Freddy Krueger!

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0:00.0	Welcome to Week 5.
0:08.6	This is Week 5.
0:11.3	I am Justin Sevestre.
0:13.1	I am Blakely Thornton.
0:14.6	And you guys are listening to my fucking yestergays.
0:17.7	Yes, Steve, Clap for that shit.
0:23.6	Blakely is still in his bougie hotel room in Paris.
0:25.6	This has been two weeks.
0:27.7	I live here now.
0:29.4	God, I wish I was still single.
0:32.6	I haven't met in the area, man.
0:34.9	Shut up.
0:35.8	I'm too tired.
0:36.7	I'm, like, I will be, it's 9 p.m. now or 8. man. Shut up. I'm too tired. I, like, I, I, I, I will be, it's 9 p.m. now or 8.20?
0:41.6	I'll be asleep after this.
0:44.0	Girl, I'd be just waking up.
0:46.6	8.m.
0:48.1	I would have gone on a disco nap.
0:50.9	Oh, no, I can't.
0:52.1	First of all, I would have picked up a pack of cigarettes at the store on my way home.
0:57.2	Oh.
0:58.0	I wouldn't even have smoked the cigarettes.
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