The Bird Gang & Things That Make You Feel Self Conscious - Spit Hits! - Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Comedy, Improv, Kids & Family

4.9 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 February 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Don’t miss this week’s hilarious episode. We talk the fear of tunnels, get mixed up with Andy’s ladder analogy, talk way too many birds and wrap things up with a Things that Make You Feel Self Conscious draft. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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0:00.0	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:16.4	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
0:22.1	Blab-a-blap. Oh, no, don't look at my face.
0:30.0	All right.
0:31.9	I get it.
0:33.2	All right.
0:34.0	Check that one off.
0:35.1	Don't look at my face.
0:36.2	That is, I'm assuming you're missing a tooth as well.
0:40.7	Me, I would never.
0:42.5	Things that make you feel self-conscious.
0:44.7	Have you heard of my dental care routine?
0:46.8	He says he ain't going nowhere.
0:48.2	You do nothing.
0:49.3	Well, he goes nowhere.
0:50.9	He doesn't go to a dentist, but he destroys his teeth and gums with...
0:56.0	No, I destroy bacteria. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you, you, you nuke your mouth. Yeah. Yeah.
1:02.6	So that the only thing that can live is gums and teeth. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, this is referring to your usage of the water pick at the highest level.
1:12.0	Yeah.
1:12.9	And annihilating.
1:14.7	I mean, I can't get that thing past a three.
1:17.0	I can't, man.
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