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🗓️ 9 May 2017
⏱️ 15 minutes
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0:00.0 | This TED Talk features neuroscientist, primatologist, and writer Robert Sapolsky, recorded live at TED-2017. |
0:18.4 | The fantasy always runs something like this. |
0:22.4 | I've overpowered his elite guard, burst into a secret bunker with my machine gun ready. |
0:28.4 | He lunges for his luger. |
0:30.3 | I knock it out of his hand. |
0:32.1 | He lunges for his cyanide pill. |
0:34.5 | I knock that out of his hand. |
0:36.2 | He snarls, comes in me with otherworldly strength. |
0:39.9 | We grapple, we fight, I manage to pin him down and put on handcuffs. Adolf Hitler, I say, |
0:47.9 | I arrest you for crimes against humanity. Here's where the Medal of Honor version of the fantasy ends and the imagery darkens. |
0:57.2 | What would I do if I had Hitler? And it's not hard to imagine once I allow myself. |
1:03.3 | Sever his spine at the neck. Take out his eyes with a blunt instrument, puncture his ear or drums, |
1:09.4 | cut out his tongue, leave him alive on a respirator, |
1:12.8 | tube fed, not able to speak or move or see or hear just to feel. And then inject him with |
1:19.7 | something cancerous that's going to fester and postulate until every cell in his body is |
1:26.2 | screaming in agony until every second feels like body is screaming in agony, |
1:30.6 | until every second feels like an eternity in hell. |
1:33.5 | That's what I would do to Hitler. |
1:39.6 | I've had this fantasy since I was a kid, still do sometimes. |
1:42.2 | And when I do, my heart speeds up. |
1:47.2 | All these plans for the most evil, wicked soul in history. |
1:52.9 | But there's a problem, which is, I don't actually believe in souls or evil. And I think wicked belongs in a musical. But there's some people I would like to see killed, but I'm against |
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