Good morning, Drew Daly Show, I'm Neil Freeman, and I'm Toby Howell.

On today's pod, why the St. Your Daddy's Big Ten, or Big Twelve, or SEC, or PAC-12,

or really any college football conference, and Simone Biles return to gymnastics competition

after two years off. We'll let you know whether the uneven bars are like riding a bike.

Then everyone pour one out for remote work because Zoom has officially recalled its employees

back to the office. Plus, has humanity accidentally been geoengineering Atlantic Sea temperatures

for decades? Stay tuned to find out. It's Monday, August 7th. Let's ride.

All right, Toby. Two major news events from the weekend. One is the U.S. Women's National

team got booted from the World Cup by sweeted-on penalties. Just a heartbreaker. I had to throw

at all my IKEA furniture. It was brutal. We'd lost by a literal millimeter. Big win for

goal-line technology, I guess, because that penalty was so close to the line. On the other side of

the coin, though, your sister got engaged. My sister did get engaged, and it went super smoothly

so congrats to Hannah and Jordan. Super smoothly, except for one thing, location data from find my

iPhone almost spoiled it, because the whole premise was he got her out to a hike to meet our cousins.

My sister checked the location of my cousins. They were not at the hike, and she's like, what's

going on here? So, location data, man. It makes surprises in the era of having everyone's location

a lot harder. I know. That's why everyone needs just an Android. Get rid of fun. I know they have a

I cannot believe you turned my sister's engagement into an Android plug. It has to stop at some

flight, but congrats, Hannah and Jordan. All right, congrats. Let's move on to our first story.

So, over the past few days, it has become crystal clear that college football is going to be split

into a handful of super conferences comprised of essentially minor league NFL teams, and then

everyone else. So, on Friday, Oregon and Washington, two founding members of the PAC-12 conference

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