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The Bill and Wendy Show

The Bill & Wendy Show - Episode 15 (02/27/2020)

The Bill and Wendy Show

WLS-AM

Comedy

2.4610 Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Bill introduces us to kids games nobody has ever heard of. Wendy enjoys a good chicken party. The BK Moldy Whopper is finally here!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Episode 15, Wendy.

0:17.4

Episode 15, everybody.

0:19.7

Get out your Corbell. Start spraying each other. It's episode 15 of the Bill and Wendy show. Do you have to use Brute? I don't think you have to. It's optional. I like the Corbell Brute. Yeah. That's a really fine, reasonably priced champagne. Yes, it is. Yes, it is. I can't tell the difference. I've had Dom Pernignan.

0:39.3

Yeah. Didn't do it for you? It was really good, but I guess maybe I don't have that kind of

0:45.6

palette where I don't need that expensive kind of champagne. When my wife and I got married,

0:52.5

my grandmother gave us a bottle of Dom Pernignon from her wedding, from years and years and years ago.

0:58.7

Somebody gave it to her, and she then gave it to us, and she said, promise me something.

1:04.0

On your honeymoon, drink this bottle of Don Perignon because we've just been sitting on it for 40 years, 35 or 40 years.

1:10.1

It's ridiculous.

1:11.3

It gets better with age.

1:12.8

It's going to be fantastic.

1:13.9

Allegedly.

1:14.5

Yeah.

1:15.4

So we brought it with us on our honeymoon and we opened it and we each took a sip and gave each other this big smile and then made this scoury face because it was all.

1:27.4

It tasted like syrup it turned into

1:29.6

vinegar it turned into vinegar so even though they tell you that certain drinks uh get better with

1:35.4

age this particular bottle of domperignon did not get better with age it became vinegar i don't think

1:42.1

you can wait 40 years well now in head, I want to think the longer you wait, the better, but it's not that way. Well, I just know that like when you buy, again, I'm not a big wine connoisseur. I'm just, I was going to say, I'm just kind of getting into wine. You think Ernest or Julio Gallo was the true brains behind that outfit?

2:02.7

Julio.

2:03.2

Julia, it was, right?

2:04.0

Yeah, I really believe that.

2:05.4

Ernest was just a hangers-on.

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