The Bill Bert Podcast | Episode 56
The Bill Bert Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 5.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2021
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Bill and Bert prattle on about acting, bombing auditions, and Jim Carey
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, what's going on everybody and it's time for another wonderful episode of the bill. |
| 0:14.0 | Podcasts. I'll just do the whole thing. Oh my God. I feel like an international reporter. Can I say where you're at? |
| 0:22.0 | Yeah, of course. Bert Kreischer starring in his own movie shooting in Serbia. Yeah. An international star. Now you got a lot of fans out that way. I know that. I mean, you're almost near all your buddies out there in Russia. You are a fucking Eastern European. I say I damn near a pin up. |
| 0:43.0 | You got the build, man. You got that that that I don't know slow Vakia and fucking you don't want those people to get their hands on you. They'll tell you limbs off. |
| 0:56.0 | This part of the this part of the world has been good to me. You want to hear something crazy, Bill? Last week. |
| 1:06.0 | Right. My buddy text me and he says last week was when I met you at Florida. That's when you started at Florida State like 30 years ago. |
| 1:17.0 | 30 years ago last week that week is when I first went to Florida State. 25 years ago that week that exact same week is when I went to Russia for the first time. |
| 1:27.0 | And then last week at 48 years old I started production on movie. Whatever the fuck is happened during that one week of my life has been good shit that one fucking week. |
| 1:37.0 | I love that. |
| 1:40.0 | This is the dumb response of that dude. This time next year we got to go to Vegas. |
| 1:46.0 | You're going to hit everything. |
| 1:51.0 | I'm very happy for you and excited to see. I mean it's about time. This been an auto biographical. |
| 2:01.0 | Yeah, well, it's I mean it's based on a true. I get you know, I don't even know how that. |
| 2:09.0 | It's been problematic. I don't know. There's not a lot of things I can tell. |
| 2:15.0 | I definitely have Eastern European fucking internet is a dial up over there because there's been a lot of slowing down and speeding up during this. |
| 2:22.0 | So we're just going to have to deal with this. Okay. This is what happens when you have the shame same shooting schedule as James Bond. |
| 2:30.0 | Okay. Berk Khrysher is going to a new level. Berk when you get nominated. |
| 2:36.0 | Okay. We can talk about it because this is like your lucky week when you get nominated. Okay. Do you go shirtless on the red carpet? |
| 2:47.0 | Now this is as that a separate brand from your stand-up special. This is bird. This is a new a new more older wiser more clothes bird. |
| 2:56.0 | I go I go shirtless bill on the red carpet. Hard work. I love it. Now you're going to go shipping nails with like the bow tie. Are you saving the surprise? |
| 3:07.0 | I started wearing spark. |
| 3:11.0 | So probably just a scarf. I love it. I love it. Hey, that's the great. |
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