The Bill Bert Podcast | Episode 52
The Bill Bert Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 5.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2021
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Bill and Bert ramble about Townies, Breaking Bad, and Jane's Addiction.
produced by Andrew Themeles and @All Things Comedy
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| 0:00.0 | All right. Hey, hello everybody. How's it going? And welcome to another wonderful episode of the bill. |
| 0:10.4 | Part cast. What's going on, Bert? |
| 0:15.4 | I've been wondering, Bill, with your growing acting resume. I want to talk about the first few things |
| 0:22.0 | you did where you were nervous and or fucked up and got like, I'm curious about the |
| 0:28.3 | first, because you you seem to me as someone very comfortable in the acting space. And I know that |
| 0:32.8 | like your growth and where you've gone to you, you often play like the brother at dinner. And then |
| 0:38.5 | you did the breaking bad shit. And now you're in the Mandalorian and all these things are going on. |
| 0:43.7 | I want to know about the very early stuff. Because I remember the first thing you ever booked was a sitcom |
| 0:48.3 | with Molly Ringwald, right? Mm-hmm. Way back in the day, yeah. Were you comfortable acting in that? |
| 0:54.2 | No. No, I replaced a guy that got fired. So I was like, wow, you can get fired. And I saw people |
| 1:03.2 | get replaced through the sitcom world as much as it's all just like, oh, dookie dookie dookie, you |
| 1:08.8 | know, these Cornball jokes and shit. It's still cuts, wrote, and it's about money. So if you're, |
| 1:14.9 | if the you do like run throughs and shit and if the industry wasn't failing you, |
| 1:19.8 | or the producers, you just were fucking gone. It wasn't like, you came in Monday, did a table |
| 1:30.0 | reading, they shot it Friday. You don't have time to find. And then if you come in as a replacement, |
| 1:37.2 | now it's fucking Wednesday. Yeah, you got today. Tomorrow, we're blocking Friday, we're shooting. |
| 1:42.8 | Okay. So, so that was your on townies, you showed up late. No, I replaced a guy that was in the pilot. |
| 1:55.0 | I replaced a guy that was, and there was no rhyme or reason for it. I don't even know why they did it, |
| 2:03.5 | but they did. And I remember there was like, they spent all this money on a big wedding scene. |
| 2:10.0 | So they were green screening me into it and had me stand exactly where he was standing. And like, |
| 2:17.3 | somebody came up to me and said, just do yourself a favor. Do not look at the monitor. |
| 2:22.8 | Because if I looked at the monitor, I would see he actor I was replacing. Oh my god. |
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