The Bill Bert Podcast | Episode 5

The Bill Bert Podcast

All Things Comedy

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4.8 • 5.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2020

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Bill and Bert prattle about lying to children, vacations, and how to break up with a girl.

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0:00.0	Alright, so I'll go even one further way.
0:05.0	The neat freak shit.
0:07.0	Yeah.
0:08.0	That looks exquisite.
0:09.0	It's so beautiful.
0:10.0	It is.
0:11.0	It's a form of meditation, I believe.
0:12.0	It is. And there's no way I'm going to be able to, like, like, with drinking, I think I might be done.
0:17.0	Uh, done.
0:19.0	Done.
0:20.0	Done.
0:21.0	What? What?
0:22.0	What?
0:23.0	What?
0:24.0	What?
0:25.0	What?
0:26.0	What?
0:27.0	What?
0:28.0	What?
0:29.0	I mean, how can you put such, such finite definitions on things?
0:37.0	I can't behave the way I behaved before I had a kid.
0:44.0	I'm going to normalize being a fucking moron.
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