The Bill Bert Podcast | Episode 46
The Bill Bert Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 5.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 January 2021
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Bill and Bert prattle about winners, violent teachers, and Bert's Winston Churchill Day.
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| 0:00.0 | Alright, hey, what's going on everybody? It's time for another wonderful episode of the bill. |
| 0:09.0 | Bert. |
| 0:10.0 | Pod. |
| 0:11.0 | Cast. |
| 0:12.0 | No, what's going on man? Go to see it as always. |
| 0:15.0 | Man of many hats. I really respect your hat game. |
| 0:19.0 | I have so many hats that I gotta get rid of some but here's the thing I'm a size 8 head. |
| 0:24.0 | So I have like I have a very unique size head. It's the biggest head you can get. |
| 0:29.0 | So I have a hard time getting fitted hats. So a lot of minor league team send them to me and then and then I and then I get them sent. |
| 0:37.0 | I get sent so many fucking hats. I have the greatest goddamn hats. |
| 0:41.0 | Ruby for the big head though. You you're able to pull off the straight across sometimes it doesn't work. |
| 0:46.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:47.0 | With the big head you got to kind of round it size eight. |
| 0:51.0 | You know it's so funny. I go into a hats to work so little huge head. |
| 0:56.0 | Oh yeah, I go into a hat every time I go into a hat store I go hey, it's the same every time it's so frustrating to me. |
| 1:03.0 | I go what hats do you have in a size eight and they go everything and I go everything and they go yeah name it and I know they don't I already know they don't I go cool. |
| 1:13.0 | I'll take that one and then they go and they go okay, we don't have that a size eight and go how about that one and they go yeah, we don't got that either and then I go how about this? |
| 1:20.0 | Can we start all over? Do me a favor check see what you have enough size eight in the computer and then they go yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 1:25.0 | And then whatever city I'm in it's their teams hat. That's all they have. That's all they ever have. |
| 1:31.0 | So so what would happen? This is by the way I have a I have a lot to unpack your bill. |
| 1:38.0 | What would happen is you could always get a Boston Red Sox size eight. |
| 1:42.0 | The New York Yankees size eight. |
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