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of the bill. What's going on, dude? I love that they make cigar clippers that have a back for

the savages that don't know how to cut us the car. It's got like a wall in the back so you can't

go too deep because you're just supposed to cut the tip, the little nipple off and some fucking idiots go

dude, talk about fucking idiots. One of the guys on my tour that my cameraman,

he'll, I caught him one time. He goes, oh I don't want the whole cigar. I'm just going to break it in

half. Like what the? Wait, how's he going to do it? Break it in half where? He's like, I'll just take

the cutter and then cut it in half and I went, no, that's not how that works. Just I said, just

spoke half the cigar and he goes, why don't I waste it? I went, no, you're wasting it if you cut it

in half, then you've wasted it. You've wasted a cigar. Yeah, and then save it and then when you want

a half a cigar later, just buy him a nub. I'm going to start getting nubs because he's gone through

good cigars and then like, why don't we just split this and it's not a subway sandwich. This isn't

Jersey mics. Fucking cigar. That is a, that is a thing that you learn early on when in your,

your cigar smoking that if you show up to a party, you know, and people find out you got some

smokes. The amount of fucking casual smokers they're going to show up say that and you know, I look

at him, I go, do you smoke cigars and they always say yeah, and then they slabber all over. Where did

you go, man? I'm reliving my child, dude, dad. You like my pants? I love, I like the hat too, dude.

You're looking very chilled. You look good. So happy to be home. You have no fucking idea.

It's written all over your face, dude. You look great. So, you know, you get to a party and then

all these guys show up. Is that any everybody on some level likes the idea of smoking a cigar until

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