The Bill Bert Podcast | Episode 30
The Bill Bert Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 5.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 September 2020
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Bill and Bert ramble about colonoscopies, impossible situations, and a call from Bret Ernst.
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is brought to you by Bud Light Seltzer. It is unquestionably good and I'm going to go downstairs and have one right now. |
| 0:12.0 | Hey, what's up everybody? It's time for another episode of the bill. |
| 0:20.0 | Fart. Fart. |
| 0:21.0 | Fast. I might start drinking, though. I might start drinking. I'm back on the hooch. |
| 0:27.0 | Hey, what about what about I got my light? I got the whole thing. I'm using my wife's set up here. |
| 0:32.0 | You look good. Where are you still at your friends house? |
| 0:35.0 | Uh, no. Okay. I'm gone. I'm I'm I'm back. I'm done. |
| 0:41.0 | Nice. Nice. You first off that fucking Toby Nguigwe. |
| 0:49.0 | In Wigwe. In Wigwe. In Wigwe. |
| 0:52.0 | In Wigwe. Whatever. No way. There we go. There we go. He is fucking awesome, dude. |
| 0:59.0 | I'm I'm I'm in Houston. Hold on. I'm in Houston. I'm putting this out there because you know he put a clip of us talking about him on his Instagram stories. |
| 1:09.0 | So I'm on set and someone comes. Dude comes up to me. This guy comes up to me goes, your man, you and Bill fuck with Toby. And I was like, what? |
| 1:18.0 | I'm not talking about it. And he's like, you and Bill fuck with Toby. And I was like, I have no idea what you're talking about. |
| 1:25.0 | And he's like, Toby Nguigwe or whatever. And I went, I went, oh yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Bill talked about him. |
| 1:32.0 | And he's like, man, he is awesome. He goes, he put your clip on his Instagram. And I went, oh, for real? So I find him. I go to his clip. |
| 1:40.0 | And then I just start scrolling. You know, I haven't listened to his music since you said it. I haven't done any of that. |
| 1:45.0 | And I hear this song eat with his wife fat, his wife's name's fat, right? And I think I'm, by the way, I am internet smart about this. I just watched a little a few videos. |
| 1:57.0 | Okay. |
| 1:58.0 | I just did a gig with that. That's what it's funny to me is this 52 year old guy. All of a sudden, I know the next dude coming up in. |
| 2:08.0 | Is it hip hop or rap? I don't know. I'm so white. I have no idea. Dude, I just downloaded the car's greatest hits. That's where I'm at. |
| 2:16.0 | So I'm in Houston, October 16th. I'm going to invite him and his wife to come see my show. I want to, dude, I am obsessed. This song eat that he does with his wife is so bad ass. |
| 2:29.0 | I'm sitting on set. I can't stop listening to it. It is all his I bought everything he has on iTunes. I bought it all I bought it all and I'm listening to that specifically bill. I walked up the Snoop dog. |
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