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The Bill Bert Podcast

The Bill Bert Podcast | Episode 21

The Bill Bert Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.85.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2020

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Bill and Bert prattle about elective procedures, learning from gold diggers, and a call to Bobby Kelly.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on everybody? Welcome to another wonderful episode of The Bill.

0:09.0

Bert.

0:10.0

Pod.

0:11.0

Cast.

0:12.0

Oh, it stayed on you for the whole thing.

0:14.0

After you said Bert, what's going on everybody? It is July 5th. Happy Birthday America.

0:23.0

You fucking lost.

0:25.0

Great Britain.

0:27.0

I'm looking to kick your ass and get never came not going to get actually didn't they came again in 1812.

0:34.0

This is the best part of this podcast for me is I'm going through the news. I'm looking at sports and immediately I go I got to ask Bill.

0:42.0

Oh nice. Ask me. I don't know shit about American history. I don't know shit about women and I don't know shit about sports but it doesn't stop me from talking.

0:52.0

I'm having an opinion by the way, by the way, you fucking talked about it enough. I went out and I got one.

1:01.0

I'm going to do a taste test. Bert, Christ, you're on the last one.

1:05.0

Right up this fucking thing that I passed over like a fucking this thing in my world was like it was like me looking at a red edit chick.

1:13.0

You know that I don't even see it. It's just it's just a reminder.

1:18.0

I've got so many heat bar. I don't know what this is. Not not insulting red is because I am also orange popsicle color.

1:26.0

I was just like I don't need more and I have that at home.

1:29.0

Can you bring me a heat bar in from the tour bus?

1:32.0

You have one on the tour bus. I want to see what this is all about because I brought this home in my wife went up went into fall set.

1:40.0

She saw it. She said you got a heat bar.

1:45.0

I'm like what the fuck is with these things? So here we go.

1:49.0

All right.

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