The Bill Bert Podcast | Episode 2

The Bill Bert Podcast

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4.8 • 5.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Bill Burr and Bert Kreisher prattle about their favorite states, self improvement, and 'that's what she said'.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's going on?
0:04.0	How are you?
0:05.0	Welcome to the second edition of the Bill Pod.
0:08.0	Bird.
0:09.0	God.
0:10.0	How are you?
0:11.0	We hit it out of the park that time.
0:12.0	We did. We crushed it.
0:13.0	Like an old-school rap team.
0:14.0	Look at these giant fucking stupid.
0:15.0	This is the biggest dumbest cigar I could find.
0:18.0	Why is mine got the Tootsie Roll rap on?
0:20.0	Is it called assault?
0:21.0	I don't know. Look at that.
0:23.0	The size of it feels like assault.
0:25.0	This feels.
0:26.0	It's like a deli pickle.
0:27.0	That's interesting. You chose deli pickle.
0:30.0	Why?
0:31.0	That's not what I'm thinking.
0:32.0	What do you think it?
0:33.0	It's kind of like a dick.
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