The Bill Bert Podcast | Episode 19

The Bill Bert Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 5.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Bill and Bert prattle about learning how to swim, candy bars, and getting beat up at an amusement park.

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0:00.0	All right, hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for another edition of the bill.
0:09.3	Bert.
0:10.4	Pod.
0:11.2	Cast. I thought you were going to go the Monday morning podcast.
0:14.9	Oh, I don't know what I was doing. I didn't realize we were going to be starting here.
0:17.8	So I'm worried. I can turn on the fucking AC here, man. It's getting a little hot in here.
0:22.0	Get a little hot here.
0:23.5	We had the AC off in the bus last night. We put into San Antonio and parked and it was fucking
0:28.4	squeltering. Oh, yeah, Texas and June, buddy.
0:32.1	Is something I haven't used in forever? My luggage.
0:36.2	Dude, being on the road is surreal. Bill.
0:41.2	Why? What's okay?
0:42.6	So we did, I did stand up live in Phoenix.
0:47.0	First time back once I aged in 95 days.
0:49.8	And it was, I got to be honest with you.
0:54.4	The social distancing was questionable.
0:58.5	Yeah, dude, it's that's it's not cool, man. It's just I don't know what people are doing.
1:02.3	They're just they this is the thing.
1:04.6	It's I understand because people have to get out of the house. They got to get back to work.
1:07.6	Okay. When these fucking bankers fucked everybody over for the 9 million time in 2008,
1:11.8	they had all kinds of fucking money they could make to pay to do that.
1:14.8	Why can't they just print some fucking money again? Like we always do to solve a problem and get a get everybody tested.
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