The Bill Bert Podcast | Episode 12

The Bill Bert Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.8 • 5.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2020

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Bill and Bert prattle about inflated stats, vengeance, and showboating.

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0:00.0	Do the intro.
0:03.4	Me?
0:04.4	Yeah, yeah, do the intro.
0:06.1	I've hidden my view.
0:07.6	No, no, do the intro.
0:12.0	Welcome to the Bill Bird podcast.
0:14.5	The Code 12.
0:19.5	This may or may not be the beginning of the episode.
0:22.7	Continue.
0:23.7	That's the kind of thing.
0:29.4	I got drunk, everybody.
0:31.2	Yeah, for a cut, Trump, he's back on the wagon and we were talking about the best drunks
0:35.6	we ever had.
0:37.7	What are we going to do?
0:38.7	I was telling you because you've been tracking your sleep, dude.
0:41.1	I'm like, that information just doesn't go to you.
0:44.5	The company that uses that device keeps that and then they sell it to people that they
0:49.0	find that interesting.
0:51.0	And here's the thing, if you're getting great sleep and all that type of shit, they're
0:54.9	not going to give you a better rate.
0:56.5	They're not going to give you the right rate.
0:57.9	They'll give you maybe a better rate, but if you're not getting good, deep sleep, they'll
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