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The Bill and Wendy Show

The Bill and Wendy Show - 5/27/20 (Episode 42)

The Bill and Wendy Show

WLS-AM

Comedy

2.4610 Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Celebrities both men and women swoon over 

What question would Bill ask Lori Lightfoot at one of her press conferences

And some quarantine advice — watch mannequin movies.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

It's time, everybody, whatever you're doing, stop doing it.

0:18.0

Stop making sourdough bread. We have enough sourdough bread.

0:22.5

Oh, come on. Wendy, we have enough sourdough bread to get us into the next millennia.

0:28.8

It's the first time I said millennia in front of a woman. What did that feel good?

0:32.7

It's Bill F. It's Wendy Snyder. Welcome to the podcast. If you bet on number 42, you're a winner. This is episode

0:38.8

number 42 of the Bill and Wendy show. Thanks for listening. Wendy, I mean this sincerely. How are you?

0:45.0

I am fine, Bill. I feel like I'm the same every day. I don't even know what day it is. I'll be

0:52.4

honest with you. I hate to admit this. I did not take a shower yet today.

0:57.6

Oh, come on. What's wrong with you? I just was reading something, Bill, that there's a new survey, and the survey says, one and three people admit to showering less during coronavirus quarantine.

1:14.2

Well, I don't know that I'm showering less. I'm showering differently in that it used to be.

1:19.9

That's how my day started is wake up, go take a shower immediately, no thought. Just that's how it's done.

1:27.3

And now I do some things. I go and I work out or I take a shower immediately, no thought. Just that's how it's done. And now I do some things. I, you know, I go and I work out or I take a walk or take a bike ride. I do some things. And then I shower. So I don't think I'm showering any more or less, but it's just in a different part of the day for me.

1:41.9

I don't believe you would admit it anyway, and you're a bit of a

1:45.0

clean freak. I'm using more crazy foam than I used to. God, was that fun? My mom did not want me to

1:53.6

have that stuff. I don't know what's wrong with her? Why would she deprive you of crazy foam?

1:58.8

Because she said it left a film on the tub, and I never cleaned it because, you know,

2:02.6

I was a kid, and I wanted to have fun, and it smelled kind of weird.

2:09.1

She let me have it maybe one or two times in my whole life.

2:12.4

That's not enough.

2:13.5

I know.

2:14.8

That is not enough.

2:17.0

I prefer it certainly out of the Batman or Superman dispenser,

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