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Heist podcast.

Hello everybody and welcome to the biggest, the baddest, the meanest heist podcast in the nation and whatever nation you're

listening from. The True Crime Podcast without any of the murder, heist podcast. I'm Simon.

And I'm Matt. And this is episode 191. It's breaking my brain every time I have to say the number

now. I can't believe we've done 191 heist, but we're here. We're still steady, still streaming, still got a bunch of heist to talk about, including the one we got today, Matt. How you doing, buddy? I'm doing good, man. We are creeping up to the 200th episode, which is crazy, wild, and we got another one coming up. That's really fun. So, hey, it's always good time when we're recording this thing. Life's a little easier when you're listening to the Haste podcast or in our case, recording it. I miss your face though, Matt. I'm not seeing you in person enough. Life has just taken us in two different directions and there's just no time to just enjoy each other's company. I know. I feel that as well.

You and I, we got a lot of stuff going on in the background. We got a lot of stuff going on. We're busy boys. We're busy boys. Yeah. And, you know, I got to see you this weekend really briefly. Actually, I got to see you twice this weekend. That was great. We did. That was lovely. That was wonderful.

And it was a delight both times.

But listen, people don't care about how often we see each other.

They care. weekend. Yeah, that was great. We did. That was lovely. That was wonderful. And it was a delight both

times. But listen, people don't care about how often we see each other. They care about heist.

As you said last time, that heist juice. Should we give them some heist juice?

Let's do it. All right.

Heist in the news.

So this first piece of heist news comes in from Rebecca. It comes from patch.com. Show it to

Rebecca. Headline reads, man took 20 bags of frozen shrimp from Buckscoe Acme Police say. Okay.

Wait, oh, it's Acme Police. Acme Police. That's what the Acme Police are telling us. A man took 20 bags of frozen shrimp. Police are looking for a man seen on camera, stealing 20 bags of frozen shrimp from the Lower South Hampton Acme on September 30th. Shrimp is known as a fruit of the sea in the Lower South Hampton Township Police Department route. My favorite part. Why did they have to put it? I don't know. And then listen to the next part. It's so good. You can barbecue it, boil it, bake it, saute it, and even steal it. Oh, I think you, was that a play on Bubba from. That's where I was exactly......instantly going to...

It was like, this Bubba from Forrest Gump writing this article?

Yeah, I think he was playing off of that.

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