Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome back to what is another edition here of the

brilliantly dumb show. Joey D checking in from Costa Rica, Mikey V. We get it. Ohio State won

the national championship. This guy's got every single piece of national change. I had to run.

I had to run out the door to get the door for the Wendy's guy. Bob, sorry, I apologize. It's how many of them do you have? It's a lot. It's a lot.

The Bears ever won a Super Bowl, Bob.

Oh my. Go a day in the next four years without worrying. You know, when you're, when you got

alum ties, you know, and you're, you know, when you got

alumtize, dog, like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, it's, it hits different.

I thought you were online at an online Ohio like, like, Scott.

Yeah, but I mean, you didn't have the same credits, alumnus.

I mean, I didn't go to campus.

I mean, I didn't go to college. I didn't finish my bachelor's degree until I was 31 years old.

I mean, I went to college, but I had other things to do. You were dawning the steps of Ohio State on.

I mean, I have.

I've been on campus.

I've been a presence on campus there before.

I will be again one day.

I didn't finish college, so I can't really.

Yeah, I can't. college, so I can't really. There you go. Oh, yeah, I can't.

Hey, listen.

You're like Kanye, Bob, the college dropout.

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