The Biggest Cat Flap in the World

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2018

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

This week, Jason's joined by the brilliant Allyson June Smith on a show filled with all this: 1 - Geese are hard 2 - Gregg's Reviews 3 - Wimpy's Bender in a Bun 4 - Netflix binge watching 5 - I want to be mates with thingy from the telly 6 - D.I.Y Do I Bother? 7 - Biggest cat flap in the world 8 - Love to Ant and Dec Jason Manford, one of the UK's most loved comedians, is on Absolute Radio every Sunday from 8am. If that sounds a bit early on a Sunday for you, then catch the best bits of Jason's show on this handy podcast.

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0:00.0	As Claire into the kitchen, the mere sight of Gary standing there engulfed her in a wave of excitement.
0:07.0	Their eyes looked immediately and she knew that in a matter of minutes she'd be in for the steamiest night ever.
0:14.0	Carrie leaned in close and Claire could feel his breath caress her skin
0:18.0	as he softly whispered.
0:20.0	What would you prefer love?
0:22.0	Bird's ice, steam fresh vegetables, rice, or one of their new pasta meals?
0:26.0	The Bird's Ice Steam Fresh Range.
0:28.0	Goodness, that's steamy.
0:32.0	This is... This is...
0:34.0	Jason Manford.
0:36.0	This is Absolute Radio.
0:40.0	Where real music matters.
0:41.0	Good morning, it's Jason Manford on absolute radio.
0:45.0	Allison, June Smith is my guest this morning.
0:48.0	Oh, good morning.
0:50.0	How are you?
0:51.0	I'm great, thank you.
0:52.0	Lovely stuff.
0:53.0	Allison, from Hull, but does this weird Canadian accent.
0:56.0	Don't really know why she does it.
0:58.0	Slightly embarrassing.
1:00.0	Nobody mentions it to her.
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