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Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan

Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference

seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab

somebody's fries that if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it.

And now here's the marching band to nowhere, that face and the habitual liar.

That laughter you hear and I just heard is Stugot's I just muttered under his breath to Mike.

You're giving me Kitna as if he'd been given gold, gold treasure chest pirate booty.

Did you hear what I gave Mike back in return for Kitty Cat? I am going to tell the people.

I didn't realize you guys were trading back and forth, but you're putting together two different

top five lists. Stugot's top five list is in conjunction brought to you by Chris Wittingham.

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