Welcome to the Big Suey, presented by Draft Kings.

Why are you listening to this show?

The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast.

I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that.

In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.

I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.

That hasn't happened to you guys?

I've done it.

And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.

This episode of the Dan Levitart show is presented by Draft Kings.

Draft Kings, the crown is yours.

This is a bit stunning to say, but MLS is back this weekend. It seems like it happened really

fast, and that's what happens when you play the last game of the season, when you're involved

in the last game of the season. So we're going to get to Taylor Twelman in a second because

somehow Messi is still doing it at this age. It's unfathomated. of the season. So we're going to get to Taylor Twelman in a second because somehow

Messi is still doing it at this age. It's unfathomable to me. It really is. But before we get

to Taylor, I just want to play that sound, I promised you, of the awkwardness with Stan Van Gundy

and Dwight Howard. Dwight Howard clearly wanted out of Orlando but was faking it. Stan Van Gundy, always authentic, never a faker.

One of the most awkward press back and force you will ever see is Stan Van Gundy answering a question about Dwight Howard and then find out who pops up at the end.

What is your sense about when you talk to management? Will they listen to him or will it be a management?

Oh, I have no idea.

They can, well, obviously it'll be a management decision. They have to make the decision, but I ain't worried about that. Excuse me. Yes, Stan, we're not worried about that, right? That's what I just said. We've got to be worried about winning games. Yeah, what's our main concern right now? Jamir. We have to stop Carmelo Anthony and the New York Knicks tonight.

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