All right, kicking things off with Smyrinoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number

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All right, here's the deal.

Game day is everything.

And that's exactly why your fit

has to match the occasion.

Mirate off.

Starting this December,

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Plus, one fan will win Alele May's one-of-one game day jacket.

The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January, 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand? Smirnoff! That's right, Chris, fans 21 and over can head to Samaranov Socialists to learn how to sign up.

And don't forget to grab a bottle of Samarnav vodka, number 21 at your local retail.

Please drink. 21 and over can head to Smyranoff socials to learn how to sign up, and don't forget to grab a bottle of Smyrnav Vodka.

Number 21 at your local retail.

Smyrath. Please drink responsibly. Smyranoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume, the Smyranoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking aid. Smyrnaw. No purchase necessary must be legal U.S. resident 21 or older.

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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right?

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