The Big Suey: The Nick Saban Rehabilitation Program (feat. a very young Anna Paquin)

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Meadowlark Media

Sports

4.7 • 32.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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"She's a lesbian and they do finger cuffs!" Is Lane Kiffin really going to leave Ole Miss? And will he potentially do it BEFORE the Egg Bowl? We're talkin' optics. Plus, Zaslow exhibits the behavior of a sucker as Amin learns he's a complete and total movie fraud. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you coming off a losing fantasy week?
0:02.9	That means you're one week closer to losing your league, and that's pretty stressful,
0:07.4	which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding.
0:10.5	Dentec's mouthguards help with nighttime teeth grinding.
0:13.5	Dentec wants to prevent teeth grinding while raising the fantasy stakes with a once-in-a-lifetime
0:19.0	punishment.
0:19.6	If you want your league's last place finisher to to live in infamy at the 26 football All-Star game, sign up for the ultimate fantasy football punishment at Dentech.com slash ultimate punishment. No purchase necessary. Open to legal residents of the 50 U.S. states and D.C., who were 21 years of age or older. Contest ends on December 8, 2025. For details and official rules, visit dentec.com slash ultimate punishment. Now is a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Quervo. What are you doing here? Quervo. Anytime someone says Quervo, I show up.
0:55.0	Well, I do know that to be true, but even during an ad reads, like... Quervo. I think he could lay out, especially from one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious, quervo. Since then, Quervo is stayed true to its roots. The same family, the same land, the same passion. Quervo. So, enjoy the tequila that started it all.
1:11.5	Cuervo.
1:12.0	Quervo.
1:12.8	The tequila.
1:13.8	That invented tequila. Broximo.com. Please drink responsibly. Quervo. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is one when it hasn't hit triple zero.
1:32.6	Always drink your Yeagermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion.
1:38.1	Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee on an electric fence.
1:44.3	Okay, maybe there are two rules.
1:45.5	But the one that is 100% that I insist on completely,
1:49.3	Yeagermeister must be drank ice cold.
1:51.2	Or don't drink it at all.
1:52.5	Damn, that's cold.
1:53.7	Exactly. You're finally starting to get it.
1:55.9	Drink responsibly.
1:57.3	Yeagermeister liqueur 35% alcohol by volume
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