Welcome to the Big Suey, presented by Draft Kings.

Why are you listening to this show?

The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast.

I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that.

In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.

I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.

That hasn't happened to you guys?

I've done it.

And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.

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So, Zaz, you were watching baseball yesterday. Took a break from Bordwalk Empire? Yep. How deep in the Bordwalk Empire are you? I think when I get home today, I'm going to be watching the season finale of season one. Yeah. How are you going to catch up on all this TV that you're starting this week? Because you're like, I'm home alone, I can do whatever I want. I'm going to watch this show. I'm going to watch that

show. But your family comes back in a couple days. You're not going to be able to... You know, there might be a practice that you need to try out, Billy. I don't know what goes on in your home, but I'm master my demand. And so when I want to do something, even when the family is home

I do it

Now that doesn't mean that there aren't still some struggles

Like I told you, dinner something. Are you? Even when the family is home, I do it. Now, that doesn't mean that there

aren't still some struggles. Like I told you, dinner is a nightly battle in the Zaslo

mansion. But when it comes to what I want to watch, we have more than one television in my house.

So there you go. It's different when you have teenagers, I guess, because I have a five-year-old daughter. I ain't winning that. No, I got teenagers and I easily kicked them out of the room. We actually have rules in my house. My son, my son challenged me a couple of months ago. Holy shit. Yeah, my older one is 16, all right? And either one of them. either one of them. You know what? He's not running

away. He's not going to Chicago next month. Really? Because your master of your domain? No, he is a lot of

Arab fighters on that card. He loves the Arab fighters. So he has postponed the trip with his friends because, yeah, they've run into an issue where they're not going to be able to get a hotel without an adult. Like my son thinks that he could just walk outside the hotel and he's going to give like a bum $10 as if it's outside the gas station. Hey, can you buy me beer? Hey, can you check us into the hotel? Yeah, that's what he thinks is going to happen.

He's going to give some guy $10. Hey, check us into the hotel. I'm like, ain't going to work, player. So they've postponed the trip. They're now planning on going to the garden in November. Big one. That's what he tells me. With whom? Again, that seems like the same issue.

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