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Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan

Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference

seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab

somebody's fries that if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it.

And now here's the marching band to nowhere, that face and the habitual liar.

I don't know if it was on the broadcast yesterday, but off the top of your heads,

do you remember the last time the jets beat the Patriots? I want to say maybe 12 seasons ago,

it feels like, oh, the playoffs. I mean, they had that playoff victory with Mark Sanchez,

regular season. I know that they've won in New England in like 10 to 12 years.

It's 14 straight games. The Patriots have beaten the jet. So that's seven straight years of

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