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Presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar

to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In

fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging. I have been tempted in restaurants

just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries that if they're just there. That hasn't

happened to you guys. I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, that

face and the habitual liar. I watched two Aubrey Plaza films last night. One in the

theater and one at home. It's longer than a moment now. Isn't she having more than

a moment at this point? She reminds me of Billy Goal. How did we spend the entire week

without at any point talking about a chief's fan? Dude, named chief, so hallack. Dude,

robbing a bank. Allegedly. A bank. Allegedly. A bank. Robbing banks. Being a bank robber,

we all assume that he's doing it in the chief, so hallack costume that he wears, which is.

Well, there is one image that would be pretty damning if all this is true, which he's wearing

the mask. He's wearing the mask that makes him famous at chief's games while robbing a

bank. That's not the internet fooling us. Like you're telling me that he actually did it

that overtly. Robbing banks in order to fund his chief's fandom. It was the perfect vicious

circle, right? Because he robs the banks where on the road, where on the road, wherever

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