All right, Smyranoff. Official vodka of the NFL, the world's number one vodka, here's the deal.

Game day is everything. The noise, the rituals, the passion, the dip, the dip, the dip again.

Smyrnav belongs in that mix because if you're tailgating or hosting or just sitting there checking

your fantasy lineup every 30 seconds, you need Smyrnaf.

Otherwise, it's not a real game day. They've been doing this since 1864, which is, I don't

even want to do the math. A long time. They're award winning. They make cocktails super easy,

and they're all about bringing fans together. So yeah, we do game days. That's their thing.

And if you're over 21,

you should too. Grab a bottle of Smyranoff at your local retailer and head to smirnoff.com to find

recipes of delicious cocktails perfect for game date. Please drink responsibly. Smeernav, number 21 vodka.

Distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smeared Off Company, New York, New York.

Please do not share with anyone under legal drinking age.

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