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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right?

Don't place parlayes on multiple long shots.

Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.

Always drink your Yeagermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion.

Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee on an electric fence.

Okay, maybe there are two rules.

But the one that is 100% that I insist on completely,

Yeagermeister must be drank ice cold.

Or don't drink it at all.

Damn, that's cold.

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