The Big Snip
SUCKERS with Caelynn Bell, Dean Bell, and Jared Haibon
iHeartPodcasts
4 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2023
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Dean and Caelynn are nearly 10,000 miles apart right now, and it took a podcast to bring them back together! You’re hearing their first real conversation in 2 weeks since Dean left for Antarctica!
We consult a doctor about Dean’s extreme birth control plan, and why he might not want to get snipped.
Plus, Dean and Jared learn a very valuable lesson about the female anatomy. But better late than never!
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| 0:00.0 | Help we suck at being newlyweds with Dean Ungler, Heylin Miller keys and Jared Haven and I heart radio podcast |
| 0:08.4 | Hey, welcome to an all-new episode of help we suck at being newlyweds |
| 0:12.9 | That's gonna take some time to getting used to it is myself and we have our two other co-host |
| 0:18.7 | But the reason I'm kind of like getting into that is because as you guys know Dean has been I don't know on Pluto |
| 0:25.8 | And this is the first time that Dean and Kaylen have seen each other and how long Kaylen? |
| 0:32.5 | I think it's been two weeks two and a half weeks. How's it feel? You guys have seen each other for the first time in two and a half weeks live on the podcast baby |
| 0:41.4 | podcast it's been two weeks. I did the math on the flight |
| 0:45.2 | I was surprised. I thought that you were gonna text me this morning and or at least try to call me or something before jumping on the podcast |
| 0:51.2 | So I'm surprised. I was going to but I didn't sleep last night. So I needed every second of sleep. I could get |
| 0:57.2 | Why don't you sleep? |
| 0:58.4 | Because the winds are crazy and we have this air vent right behind me that was flapping all night long |
| 1:04.5 | Oh, it's darn air vents man. They love flapping around |
| 1:07.5 | Yeah, but I'm so excited to see you you look so handsome. We just treat this as our phone call. Hello. How are you? |
| 1:16.1 | Can you tell me about Antarctica? Well, yeah, but nothing interesting has happened here |
| 1:21.2 | You went to the Super Bowl you played golf you kind of touched down pass |
| 1:24.5 | I saw you were in your football receiver gloves. It was awesome |
| 1:27.2 | You were the most athletic looking person I've ever seen way of life. Thank you so much |
| 1:30.8 | I did play golf and I understand the hype. I will never get mad at you for playing golf again because it was so much fun |
| 1:37.2 | Okay, you heard it here first folks. We got hold her accountable. You can make sure you |
| 1:42.9 | Everything you put off is too much again. Yeah, I'm just gonna clip that in play for every morning when we wake up |
| 1:48.9 | No, it was so fun. I really get it |
| 1:51.5 | You really get it. Yes, you that's great. How can I hear about you know, I don't know anything that happened |
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