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I'm at Broken Score Ranch 2.0 about 50 miles outside of Reno, Nevada,

and I got my door open. I'm over here in like my podcast studio.

I'm looking at my pond, there geese everywhere her the cows just walked by my dogs are loving it out there and I hear you having troubles with the damn bird

What kind of bird do you guys got? I got a green Amazon, you know, I made the mistake years ago of buying this damn thing.

Every time I wanted to pet smart, I saw this ugly bird and like his price kept getting marked down which should have

been my first clue not to buy him he had like 10 mark downs and I was like oh poor

guy you know he was just the ugliest bird you've ever seen he's even for an Amazon parrot that are supposed to be so beautiful and majestic he's ugly. He can't help it. I mean he is like other birds will say he is ugly you know and that felt

bad and bought him and ever since then he's just been an absolute holy terror from

inadvertently dropping the F bomb in the

the middle of the company being over to just making the microwave noises

the house alarm the car alarm just

whatever he can do you know he'll live to be over a hundred years old.

It's like, you know, I walk by him and say fried chicken and I know he knows what I'm talking about.

So...

Does he ever impersonate your iPhone going off and you going to answer?

No, he doesn't do the iPhone, but he'll call the dog's name every now and then, you know,

we used to have a boxer, God bless her name was Ella, and I just passed away a couple years ago she was 13 but he would

call the dog over all the time.

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