The following program is a podcast one.com production from Hollywood, California by way of the broken skull ranch. This is the Steve Austin show. Give me a hell yeah, yeah, now here's Steve Austin.

Alright everybody, we're the big stole Popeye cast. I'm coming to you live in the mean streets and a high in California. Normally I operate out of 316 gimmick street, but I'm waiting here for the big show. He is my guest tonight while I buy a little time for the big show to get here. I want to throw out a couple of shout outs.

First one to throw out to is to Daniel Bryan. Well, I tell you what, last week that promo at the end of the show, riding off in the sunset. I'm going to be real honest with you. I am known as the toughest S.O.B. to ever lace up a pair of boots in the squared circle at the WWE.

And that promo left me with a tear in my eye that trickled down my cheek. Daniel Bryan, you had a hellacious career. I enjoyed all of your work. You earned my respect. And I'm so proud of everything that you were able to accomplish. So sorry to see you go. I've been down that road before too. Swig of beer. I'll catch you down the road. I'm proud of you. And I want to throw a shout out to Brad Hart, one of my toughest opponents, one of the people that I have the utmost respect for.

And a very close friend who just went through prostate cancer surgery. Brett, I left you a voicemail. I said, I love you. And I mean that. I know I speak for the entire WWE Universe that wishes you all the best and to stay strong and to please continue your fight and to get better. And we'll see you down the road.

Amen. I can sit here and talk all day long and I will. I'm waiting on a big show. I got a hell of a kick out of watching that last little segment there. I was compelled to get out of my chair, run to the ring, stop a mud hole and the white family's ass and walk it dry. But since I was all macked up, left here to my own devices and sipping on a cold beverage, I chose to wait for the big show.

I continue to wait for this man. He's the largest athlete in the world. So what am I going to do? Run out there and drag his ass in or sit here and wait. I'm going to sit here and wait for the big show to come in and start my conversation.

I feel him coming nearer. I smell him coming nearer. Come on, bring your big ass in. I'm waiting on you.

Jim and age cricket on a popsicle stick. Table left, camera right. I didn't run away the Stanford real quick. Did you blow up? Of course you do. There's your slamming. Oh, dude, you shouldn't have. But I'm glad you did. Hey, little speech here. I'd rather have a slamming than a Grammy. Check us out.

I want to thank the WWE Universe for boating me for what I get the best damn original show on the network.

I lost this long time ago. I want to thank the WWE Universe for bestowing this wonderful honor upon me. I appreciate it very much. And I'll tell you what, I'm just talking about the Daniel Bryan promo last week.

I tried. I do too. I mean, everybody knows I cry a lot, but you know, that was that was a really emotional deal for everyone.

Well, speaking of my crying a lot, also know what? What dude? You brought me here. My man. Thank you Steve Austin, Broker Skull IPA from Elskund, a broke company right here in Los Angeles, California. My gift to you.

My letters drink this now, but you better talk to Mr. VKM about that. I don't have any for one one on it, but you can do whatever you want. You're 450 pounds, 7 feet tall.

I'm just gonna sit here. Is that the cold steel knife you got there too? That is a cold steel knife. That thing will come out very, very soon.

Yeah, I'm a big fan. You know, I follow you on Twitter. Hey, dude, you got your y'all. You was getting your ass handed to you. Y'all locked up.

I was thinking they went into Luther's mode to the biggest athletes on planet Earth and y'all locking up. I dug it.

He is, you know, he's doing well for himself. You know, has a long way to go, but you know, if he keeps his head right, he's going to be a player.

He's catching it though. Yeah, gets a little bit better every day. He doesn't make the same mistake twice. So, you know, it's not easily being in that position.

You know, it's it's you got to bring again. Dude, I was sitting there in the bottle a bit time away from you. Big ass come down here to set.

And I say about doing a run in improv to get the glass run in. I know I saw you. I thought nothing said about that.

Yeah, I did. That's the worst case. Hey, that's pretty damn good. That's good. That's a tasty beverage. Yes, that is.

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