Prepare yourself for a perfectly outrageous podcast.

Eli Zier.

Went up there last night and said what every American feels,

that he's tired of all the bull.

We're talking about putting a manifestly irresponsible man on national television.

I am not putting Eli back on the air.

It's not your show anymore. Mark.

It's mine.

I got a feeling I'm being made.

You are.

I got to warn you, I don't do anything on my first date.

We'll see.

You asked it to arrive and... You're right around my chair.

It's gone.

What are you doing? What are you doing? That is not painful by them. That is painful by the people of Detroit. You might be qualified, ML. I'm not qualified for this job. Let me tell you something. You want to go right now? Okay? You want to go right now? Hey kids, it's your old pal, ML Elric.

Feeling like I got beaten over the head with a football helmet.

But I have not hired a lawyer, and I will continue to press on towards glory.

Unfortunately, Mark and Sean are here to impede that progress.

It is too soon.

Is that why there's an

auto-filatio device next to me? Is this your way of projecting or deflecting or whatever it is you're going to do for the next hour? I assume you brought it in because it doesn't plug into the lighter in your car and you are looking for some sort of help? My car is not, by the way, is that your Riviera out front. It is.

Nice car. So you were the one who would have the lighter in the car.

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