The Big Retirement & A Hospital Battle Royale

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Comedy, Improv, Kids & Family

4.9 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

On today’s show, we talk about artificial pet-telligence, limb smoothies, and colostomy bombs. Yeah, it’s as ‘off the rails’ as it sounds. We also answer some great questions regarding proper egg carton etiquette and gift card bonuses. We close the show down in a hospital with a fight to the death! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hey, spitwads.
0:01.9	Guess what?
0:02.8	Guess what?
0:03.3	I know, Mike, you're curious what I'm going to say as well.
0:05.8	I have no idea.
0:07.4	I want to invite all the spitwads out there that love this show to head over to spitballerspod.com and listen, you can become inofficial spitwad.
0:16.1	That means we're looking at your ideas.
0:18.2	We're taking a look in the spit tank at your ideas.
0:21.4	And those are the ones we care about for the show.
0:23.3	You get to support the podcast.
0:25.2	You get, well, you get the episodes a little bit early.
0:29.0	A little bonus.
0:30.0	Bonus.
0:30.7	For supporting the podcast.
0:32.3	So, look, we appreciate you over there at spitballerspod.com.
0:36.7	Click that become a spitwad button. and that's all there is to it.
0:40.6	Now, let's get to the show.
0:45.5	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:58.3	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
1:04.3	Didi-de-de-de-de-de-de-Zui!
1:07.2	Oh, yeah!
1:09.4	I'm in on that one.
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