The BIG Payoff
The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament
Joey Coco Diaz
4.8 • 18.8K Ratings
🗓️ 2 June 2026
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
What kind of wh*re do you want to be? This week Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt discuss Joey taking his daughter to a rock concert, Joey's advice to comedians looking to take the next step in comedy, Joey injuring his knee boxing and much more!
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| 0:00.0 | Kick this motherfucker, Neil Lee. |
| 0:04.9 | What's happening, beautiful people? |
| 0:06.6 | It's Tuesday, June the 2nd. |
| 0:08.6 | And yes, the rent is due. |
| 0:11.3 | Uncle Joey here to bring you another fun-filled episode of the church of what's |
| 0:15.1 | happening now, new edition, whatever. |
| 0:17.5 | I don't know. |
| 0:18.2 | My man Lee Syatt's here, my trusted little Jewish cato. Hello. And we're back from a beautiful weekend. What up, Lee Syatt? Tell me something, brother. I had a good weekend. I went to Nyak for the first time. You have to drive 10 hours. That mall was fucked up. Have you been, do you ever go on the mall or do you just go in the back and then, and then, uh... Let's not go on the back. |
| 0:38.1 | I don't even walk in the wall. |
| 0:39.1 | You walk to one more, you're seeing them all. |
| 0:40.8 | Dude, that mall, they don't have working escalators on the first floor. |
| 0:43.5 | I was thinking about you the entire time. |
| 0:45.0 | I was like, there's no way he went. |
| 0:46.1 | You have to go upstairs? |
| 0:47.0 | You have to walk stairs more and more. Like, sometimes I watch, like I go on my whoop and it says high stress. I go, I think I'm no high stress. Oh, I had been for that place before. As soon as I see stairs, it just jumps, especially with my knee now. I don't want to deal with it, man. Yeah. You had good shows? It was good. Yeah, yeah. Friday was, you know, I was happy. |
| 1:12.9 | The Friday was a two-man show and it was the best. |
| 1:15.2 | Those two-man shows are tough. |
| 1:16.5 | Like opening up and then doing half an hour is, it's taken some getting you. I think that's like, you know, we've, you've talked about it to me for the entire time I've done stand-up, |
| 1:25.6 | but hosting is like the hardest part for me. |
| 1:29.1 | It's, because I'm not a super high-energy person. And when you see- Listen, listen, you can't keep telling me this. I'm not a super whatever person, but for that particular job, that's what it needs. Oh, and I've gotten better at it, but yeah, but it's- You got to they just got driving. You got to... The opening position is the hardest. But once you never master it, you just get really good on it. And then it works on every other thing. You're going to drag that into feature. Yeah. You're going to drag that into headline. That's called slowing people down. |
| 2:01.1 | Yep. |
| 2:02.5 | Slowing people down. |
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