The Big Goodbye...

Good Guys

Dear Media

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Mazel Morons! Today, we’re back with another solo episode for your listening pleasure. Ben pitches the next great American institution: a fast-casual tuna, egg, and chicken salad bar—Cold Stone style. Josh isn’t buying it (yet), but that doesn’t stop us from spiraling into a food-fueled fever dream of custom wraps, funeral spreads, and White Castle-based exit strategies. We’re talking everything from airport meltdowns and airline seatbelt extenders to custom wraps, corporate greed, wedding Venmos, and why fast food tastes better when you're sad. Mondays and Thursdays, baby. What, are ya nuts?! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors: Timeline is offering 10% off of your order of Mitopure. Go to timeline.com/GOODGUYS Find exactly what you’re booking for on Booking.com Head to livemomentous.com and use code GOODGUYS for 35% off your first subscription Get 25% off @goPure with code GOODGUYS at https://gopurebeauty.com/GOODGUYS #goPurepod Go to brooklynbedding.com and use my promo code goodguys at checkout to get 30% off sitewide. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.2	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts? Yeah, we're the good guys.
0:26.2	They're not the great guys. We're just so good or good or good guys. Whoa.
0:32.6	It's Benny and Josh. It's Benny and Josh. Benny is nesting. He's going to have a baby.
0:38.7	It's Benny and Josh.
0:40.4	It's Joshy and Penny and Benny and Josh.
0:43.7	Joshy looks so good because he was just in a big show.
0:47.1	Big, big man.
0:48.3	Wow, it's nice to do something people see.
0:51.1	Yeah.
0:51.7	Yeah.
0:52.1	And like I loved, I was reading through the comments.
0:53.8	It's like, way to spoil it for us. It's like, what are you nuts? Like, I'm spoiling to you that I'm cast in something. Like you could also Google. It's also on IMDB. It's like, you know, that was strange. Well, I think because they purposely didn't announce me in it because they wanted
1:13.3	it to be like a shock when people saw it that they weren't expecting it. But sure, it was on.
1:18.4	The show aired. I'm allowed to say a hundred percent. For those of you that don't know the last of
1:24.8	us, Josh, he made a wonderful cameo.
1:27.8	He was ripped as hell.
1:28.9	That's why he wasn't telling us that that's why he was getting some big ass arms, right?
1:33.2	He wasn't telling us that that's why he was starting to look like a tiny dancer.
1:37.9	Tiny means big, you know?
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