Time to open wide and sample Ted's meat.

And potatoes.

Now, here's your host, head chef of the men's room.

The Ted Nuget.

Head chef in the house.

Thank you, folks.

Thank you.

Now, the Burger Wars, they've been going on for years

Oh, yes, they have.

Fast food, they're fighting back and forth.

So interesting, when you think of, like, signature burgers, right?

I would think you think of Burger King, you think of the Whopper?

Sure.

McDonald's, you think of the Big Mac.

Yep.

Do you know which one came first?

Ooh.

I'll say the Big Mac. I think Do you know which one came first? Ooh. I'll say the Big Mac.

I think 1970.

Is that right?

I'm going to guess the Wopper.

Thrill is correct.

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