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All right. All right.

Looks like I won't be sleeping alone tonight.

Happy Tuesday, everyone.

A former Clinton administration staffer claims that Hillary was so detested

that she was known as a Nazi school marm. I think we have a shot

of the staffer here. Meanwhile, administrators in Pennsylvania are investigating how a kindergartner

was able to hand out jello shots to his classmates.

The outraged principal saying,

we don't tolerate that kind of behavior here at Kamala Harris Elementary School.

A high school female track star posed on the first place podium after finishing second to a trans athlete.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You can tell she's a real girl because she's bad at math.

A sexist would say. Trict all of you.

Former FBI director James Comey denied calling for the assassination of Trump and claims he's, quote,

just a grandfather who likes wearing sweaters, jeans, and going for nice walks on the beach.

Well, somebody's auditioning for the Golden Bachelor.

Several states are taking action against lab-grown meat.

At least one state, though, has made it legal for lab-grown meat to have its own show.

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