"The Bible" Part 2 feat. Cat Cohen (RE-RELEASE)

Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily

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Books, Tv & Film, Arts, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Heyeth, best friends in Christ! The Lord hath sent us His Most Fabulous Messenger—Catherine Cohen of the village of Houston—to discuss His “Second Testament,” aka The New Testament, aka Season 2 of the Holy Bible. From weeping for thine Jewish friends who will burn in the fires of Hell to why Jesus resembleth a member of Fleet Foxes, the divine sex workers of Nazareth, Jesus having only child syndrome, TEDxBethlehem, and addressing if the Virgin Mary was a liar (yes). This is the Book of All Books, The Lastest of all Suppers. Come break unleavened bread and Slay In The Name of All That Is Holy. Amen.

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0:00.0	Celebrity Book Club
0:01.7	Diva, I feel obese right now.
0:07.0	I'm so stuffed from all the holiday parties and all the duck I've been eating around my Christmas table with my good friends, family loved ones, and colleagues.
0:16.8	I'm also so freaking annoyed my family. My mom won't shut the F up.
0:21.5	There's nothing worse in the week between Christmas and New Year's.
0:24.3	Sorry, does anything happen in this week?
0:26.5	Okay, I just put on Fleece and watch reruns of Riba.
0:30.6	Sorry, if I was a world leader, this is when I would do all my invasions.
0:34.4	Because no one's paying attention.
0:37.7	Anyway, Christmas Diva, look, we're going to rerun part two of our Bible episode.
0:45.0	Because this season is about once again celebrating his wisdom, generosity, beauty, and kindness.
0:53.4	We want you to go into the new year with a new direction, paved by him.
0:59.2	So glory be to the king up on high as you tuck in for...
1:04.6	Muddle some mer and listen to Bible episode.
1:08.7	Frankencents on deck. This is the Bible part two featuring Kakoen.
1:14.2	Amen.
1:16.5	Who's that knocking at the door?
1:18.5	It's all your friends, you filthy whore.
1:20.5	Your husband's gone, and we've got books and a bottle of wine to kill.
1:24.3	It's Hollywood.
1:25.3	It's books.
1:26.2	It's gossip.
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