I think David would tell the story that Bathsheba was a wine mom, but uh...

Surber has now started doing this thing where he waits for one of us to say something incredibly stupid

to start recording because he's like, all right, here's where the cold open may lie.

There's a pattern when it comes to depicting Bathsheba and it's it's booms.

Right. That's why I asked if she was the one, mom.

Here's religious art experts.

That's just religion.

The story that is in the Bible is essentially she's cleaning herself after her period

Dudes draw paintings of this as she's posing with her tits out

These are not the same thing

No, no, I'm seeing this is like she's really scrubbing the gooch.

The story is about what a pervert David is not about well, he couldn't have resisted resisted it's about it should have been easy to

resist oh boy this is this is not how I thought the first show of 20-24 ago, and that's on me.

Reversed it would be amazing.

I'd be like Queen Bethsheba, Beheld David, going at it, just scrubbing his ass.

She's like, that's my man.

David's Gooch gleaming from the top of the palace.

He's got some sort of horrible mega abrasive sponge they pulled out of the Mediterranean.

So in the spring when kings go to war there was King David on the roof, but sunning.

Yeah. Happy New Year.

Just work in a stick. Yeah, that's what he's doing.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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