The Bible 2.0: Billy Football’s Version

Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter

Barstool Sports

Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.5 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2024

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode everyone is in Chicago IN STUDIO and we embark on a journey of biblical proportions as we explore the hilarious world of rewriting the Bible (according to Billy, and a few others) Plus, join us in the political circus as we navigate the landscape of presidential candidates. Are they more divine than we think, or are they just casting spells of their own? And speaking of casting spells, could Taylor Swift be swinging the election with her chart-topping hits? Finally, to finish the show we get into Teed off and Big T is not happy about people talking on planes. We discuss flying etiquette and dissect the unwritten rules of the friendly skies. (00:05:38) Witches and curses (Billy is still getting hexed) (00:17:52) Billy translates the Bible (00:31:19) Presidential candidates (00:53:04) Back to Billy’s Bible (01:02:42) Is Taylor Swift swinging the election? (01:13:52) Talking on planes (Teed off)

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0:00.0	Hey Macredosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube.
0:06.0	Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music.
0:08.8	In the beginning, bro, like way back when there was nothing, it just like dark you know a total blackout and
0:14.0	God was just chilling in the void thinking about what to do with all this
0:16.3	emptiness God was like dude let there be light and boom it was lit man the
0:20.5	ultimate party starter he split the light from the dark and was like well, bro. This is going to be a wild ride Welcome back to Nanodosing, Aryan Foster, sitting next to me in studio.
0:43.0	Facts! The man himself, Big T's here, and Billy Football has joined us in Chicago, Illinois as well.
0:49.5	The band is Bight!
0:51.0	We're back!
0:52.0	And today's episode, it's January 30th. Some big is coming up soon. I forget what it is.
0:58.0	January 30th. Today's episode brought to you by Rent App. We've got some truly special for all the renters and
1:04.2	landlords out there. Billy just now realize that he's going to be out of town
1:08.2	at the start of the month of February in real time. That's a hot start from Billy. No, I just realized
1:16.7	it's a big cat's birthday and I didn't say happy birthday till it came
1:19.6	today. No, it's his birthday tomorrow when this podcast comes down. So it's your birthday?
1:24.1	No, my birthday is on Wednesday.
1:26.2	What day is it today?
1:27.2	Today's Monday.
1:28.2	Okay, so tomorrow's Billy Hat's birthday.
1:30.2	Don't forget you have to pay rent.
1:31.8	Yes.
1:32.1	You're gonna be in Chicago on the first of the month. Yes. And paying rent is something that we all have to do. Let's be honest, it can sometimes be a bit of a hassle. But what if there was a way to make it all easier? More straightforward and even beneficial for your financial future.
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