The Betrayal of AustinShow | Fear&
Fear&
Hasan Piker & Will Neff
4.6 • 578 Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:30.1 | He's the one I had to go. I sent him with my credit card to the mall. |
| 0:34.3 | You didn't go with him! You woke him up and you sent him out? He woke up on his own. I... Ah! 80s and gentlemen, welcome back to another fabulous episode of the Fear and podcast. |
| 1:07.5 | The sun is hanging high in the sky. |
| 1:09.8 | Yep. |
| 1:10.3 | In beautiful sunny Los Angeles, California, where the temperature is currently 81 degrees. |
| 1:14.1 | Yep. That's right. |
| 1:15.7 | I didn't even realize it was that warm out. |
| 1:17.8 | I was fucking streaming all day. |
| 1:19.9 | That's right. And if you may have noticed, I look a little bit more tan than I usually |
| 1:24.4 | look, and that's because I got a spray tan today. |
| 1:27.2 | No. Are you a little bit more tan? I think it's exactly. I can't believe. Yeah, I don't see it. I don't. Look at the difference. Is it picking up on camera? I don't see it. Show us the front. Do you see it? My cock? Yeah, go ahead. I'm not going to take my cock out. So here's the thing. We'll get Gabe to edit it. Austin comes in in a panic. Okay. Looking like a creature, not wearing a shirt, only wearing underwear, rolls over my door. Like, opens my door a little bit, goes, what's up? Yeah, and I was like, what the fuck are you doing? He's like, oh, I just got a tan. Well, you came back in your underwear? Well, you have, he was walking around in his underwear. When you, when you have a spray tan, what you have to do is you get the spray and you get sprayed and then you got to marinate for a few hours and then you wash it off and then it develops over the course of 12 hours. |
| 2:20.3 | So you, you left the |
| 2:22.0 | spray tanning facility or you did it it it was a speedo I did it I did it I did it oh I did |
| 2:30.0 | it in a society no no no no, no, no, no. I, I, I, what was your mom doing? No. No, no, no, no, no. You don't understand. It's a speedo. No, no, no. I, I, um, wait, did your mom say I was in my underwear? Yes. What? She said that? Yes. I opened the door for her. Oh, shit, I did. |
| 2:52.7 | Was she offended? |
| 2:54.6 | No, she's used to your nonsense. |
| 2:57.0 | I'm so sorry. |
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